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    July 03

    Happy Day before the 4th

    Hello all you fellow people out on the big oversixed giant world wide web!!!!! Hope everyone is having a very happy day before the 4th of July! I'm trying to make this blog all colorful and pretty just for that occasion.As for me I have had so far a very uneventful weekend.Basically I just worked all weekend and there was not that much going on at work this weekend either.Which really sucked because then I just end up sitting there with nothing to do. Oh well at least I get to sit there on my ass and get paid for it. I get the great pleasure of working again today. Wooohoooooo! I think the day girl got fired so Teresa and I have to take her place. I think tomorrow the "actual" holiday we aren't going to do all that much except for maybe have a small barbeque. Sounds good to me because I don't want to have to have a whole lot of work to do, when it is my day off. So anywhooooo, I don't have much more else to say so
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
                     HAPP4tOJULY!!!!
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    July 01

    My very first King Salmon !!!!

    Wow now that was an adventure. Basically this was the first time that I had ever "really" went fishing. Ok, Ok, let me start from the begining. Last Sunday night I had to work at the bar. We had already planned to go fishing as soon as I shut the bar down Sunday night...Monday morning. I tried like hell to get everyone out of there by eleven didn't work. It was around twelve thirty by the time I ran 'em all out. Teresa and my hubby came and picked me up at the bar, and we headed for the Kenai River, the place where the largest King Salmon was caught. On the way there we had to stop twice and take pictures of Mama Mooses with there babies. We saw two different sets of Mama's with two different sets of twins. The first group we saw though was too cute, I had to take a picture they were both suckling their mother. So finally at three in the morning we made it to the river and put the boat in. Right off the bat Teresa caught a King Salmon. But since we had just started and you can only keep one Teresa let it go. So we fished for eight more hours and no one else caught anything. It rained the whole time we were out on the river and we were all freezing and wet and tired. I was soooooooooooo almost alseep with the pole just kinda hanging in my hand, when all of a sudden I was pulled outta my seat and almost outta the boat.  I finally got my fish in, and it was 30 inches long and 28 pds. Anyways after I got all done I told my hubby I was trading in my golf clubs for a good fishing pole.
    June 22

    Thursday Night

    Rain rain go away come again another day. Geeeezzz, I wonder if this rain is ever going to stop. It was nice here for two days, TWO DAYS!!!! Wow, huh. It's now Thursday night and I am sitting here all alone (thank God), everyone needs to be alone sometimes, right? I know I do. It's hard having a roomate! I love her to death, but when your married, sometimes you just want a "little" privacy. Don't take me wrong, I don't want rid of her, I just like some time to myself, like being able to go to your room without someone following you or yelling at you to get up and talk to them. Anywhoooo, we went to town today and did a little shopping, (toilet paper, febreeze, a candle, three new books, paper plates, paper towels) that kinda stuff. We also rented some movies before we came home. I've watched two of them and they were both really good. Actually the first one sucked, but the last one that I watched was called "Prime". I have to admit, during the last half hour of it I did sniffle a few times. It was a sweet movie. Or so I thought. I guess I gotta work Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night. We got our phone # changed today too. We kept getting a call from some Victim Notification Service that some man had been picked up and was incarcerated, and that if we were the victim to punch in our pin # so they could quit leaving the message. They were calling up too eight times a day. So my hubby called the phone company, and had the phone # changed. Which is actually a hassle because now we gotta call everyone we know and give them our new #. I'm sure we will forget someone and I just know we are going to miss a VERY IMPORTANT CALL.  I went to work with
    Teresa last night at the bar. OMG, there was a guy there that got sooooooo drunk, he kept telling his friend that he wanted to go home. Well finally Teresa cut his friend off so he would take him home. So they got up to leave, and the guy started walking for the door, ran into this post on his way out the door, so he kinda just grabbed it to hang on, well when he did that it threw him off balance and he like slung around the pole backward, (something like a stripper would do) and then let go and fell straight back, and hit the floor with his head, HE WAS OUT COLD! It was funny after they got him up and outta there, but at first it freaked me out, I thought he had really hurt himself. Oh well, that's the life and times of our bar.
     
    June 20

    Peep N Tom

    TO BE CONTINUED..............(Jackie)

    Hmmmm a MOPED!!!

    I'm thinking a moped is the way to go. I've been checking them out and we found one yesterday that I think I would like. But I don't know. I'm also thinking maybe a four wheeler. Because there are four wheeler paths all the way from home to work here where I live. Only thing is no matter what I do I'm going to be really really really cold this winter. Oh well, suck it up right? Deal with it. Guess I will go for now and get some "legal" business taken care of. ADIOS....................................................................................
                                                                    "THE JAILBIRD"
    June 17

    Guess what kind of bird can't fly........?

    Guess where I went last night? Too.........JAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!! Yep sure did. I got caught driving last night, after work, at two in the morning. Had too spend like fourteen hours in the slammer. Geezzzz.... I don't see how people does it in jail, this was my second time ever going to jail (both for the same reason---driving on a revoked) but I am such a pansy. At the bar, where I work, I talk the talk, and walk the walk, and no one really gives me any shit. But pull me over, and put handcuffs on me and put me in a squad car and I become one of the biggest sniffleing, slobbering, sobbing, pansey that there ever was. For some reason all the cops seem to just LOVE me when I go to jail. (because I such a big baby) I could hear them the whole time talking about me and how docile and non - argumentive that I was. LIKE ARGUING WOULD HAVE HELPED ANY. So anywhoo---- yeah I sooooooo broke out in hives while I was in there because I was having such a panic attack. They kept me in the drunk tank the whole time------ so they wouldn't have to put me in with the "real" hardened criminals. It's different up here in Alaska when you go to jail, it's not like back home where they haul you into city or county jail. For one we don't have counties, we have buroughs. And there is one and "one only" facility on the peninsula that I live on to lock people up in. SO IT'S LIKE A PRISON HERE ------ FOR REAL. Because that is the only place to keep anyone here on the kenai penninsula, so they made it big enough to take care of "people" like me, all the way to pedifiles, to murders, to rapist , to dealers!!!!! I was so worried that when I was arraigned this morning that they wasn't going to let me out and was going to make me door more jail time (which would mean -strip search) AND they would be moving me to a block. I did not want to be put in some block with a shit load of other women. No way. The first time I ever got through into jail (and the only other time) I had to do two day shock treatment.....YEAH TWO DAYS I LIKED TO HAVE DIED..........Anyways.......... I was put on a block that held eight women, when I got in there, there was six women plus me. THANK GOD I had a room to myself,,,, but I was on the same block and "mingled" with during the day time when our rooms where opened up a woman that had been charged with murdering her son in law and two small grandkids. So that's all I kept thinking early this morning, that I was going to be stuck with some freak again and scared shitless, AND I DON'T EVER WANT TO GO BACK AGAIN..........EVER!!! So that's the end of my story.

    FRIDAY

    Finally Friday................ Hello all you fellow bloggers out there! Woohoooo the weekend is finally here. I don't know why I am so excited that weekend is here though because all I get to do is go to work. But at least maybe tonight I will be busy. I stayed up to late last night reading a book. I didn't go to bed until 4 am this morning. (Danielle Steel writes really good books) I got a new washer and dryer delivered yesterday so I did laundry all night too. I was even washing stuff that wasn't dirty just because my new washer is so cool. It's amazing the things that make me happy. But it is one of the new front loading Maytag washers that use's less water and less detergent and very highly effecient. AND IT SINGS TO YOU WHEN YOU LAUNDRY IS DONE ------ now isn't that just simply amazing. I remember when I was a little girl and on laundry day we would have to hook up the water hose, pour water in a old wringer washer and let our clothes wash for hours (outside) the whole time trying to keep the horse out of eat because he would try to drink all the water outta the washing tub ( bubbles and all) and then all of your clothes would have green slime on them from his mouth where he had been eating grass. ( yes, I came from a very poor home, just my mother and I, and we lived in a fifties model trailer, that my mom paid 1,500.00  for back in '89. ) Our house had burnt down ( actually it had BEEN BURNT DOWN... but that a whole other story that I will save for next time)  and that was what we could spare after the insurance  paid  off the house for a new home. Now you can't even get a good used car for 1,500.00. And believe it or not my mother still lives in the same trailer.
    June 15

    Almost weekend

    Well heck where has the time gone. I can't seem to keep up with my blogs anymore........ seems like one day I blog and then i intend to the very next day and before I know it, it is already almost a week later. Busy busy busy thats what I am. But on the other hand it seems as if I don't do anything at all. I only work three days a week, but thats on the weekend. And as soon as the weekend is over my hubby is home and then he runs me ragged. Maybe one of these days I will catch up. MAYBE!!!!!! AAAAWWWWWWWWW one of my friends lil doggie got killed. Her name was Peaches and she was seven months old. Her "mama" wrote a lil somin somin about her and I would like to share it with all you interested people, WARNING... IF YOUR NOT INTERESTED IN HUMAN LOVE FOR THEIR PETS DONT READ ON!!!!
     
     
    Peaches
    "The Explorer"
    11/13/05 - 6/13/06
    "It is with grave sadness to report "our little Peaches" passed last night. She was the light of our lives these passed 7 months. She was there to wake us every morning, and to make sure we did not forget her treat (1 tablespoon of Pedigree Lamb & Rice puppy food) it could have been 3 am and all I wanted was a glass of water, to her it was MORNING, no matter the time because the FIRST STIR always meant a treat. Our "Little Explorer" was also there at foot everyday no matter the chore in the kitchen, bathroom ro the LARGE YARD she loved to explore in. Her happy excited greeting will be missed everytime we come home, not to see her all excited in the window wondering why she did not go. Little Peaches was not at home much at all, she went everywhere with her mama, even grocery shopping. The clerks would ask "where is Peaches" I'd say in the car because I was getting veggies today, and they would say "oh not Peaches, she can come in the store no matter what your shopping for, we own it" hahahaha As you can tell she stole every heart she met. It will also be hard in the evenings, if it were a MINUTE past 9pm, she would give her little growl to us at foot to let us know it was bed time, that's correct the "Little Explorer" even told us when it was bed time. We will miss her sleeping next to our head, by our feet or on our chest. Little Peaches although small also loved to play and "Dance" Yes she did, her favourite song was the "Jig Dance" it was  the funniest thing you ever saw. Her Grandpa Richard and Grandma Eva also got to see her dance. Yet she also loved the TREAT after every dance (addition to the 3, and she kept countof it all somehow). She was allowed 3 thin wafers a day. Although very small Peaches loved to play with dogs of all sizes, because as far as she was concerned she was the BIGGEST. At last nights playoofs there was 90 seconds to go and she was not happy with her mama yelling at the top of her lungs and she wanted out. She was out for less than 90 seconds, and bieng into the we let her go alone, and when she got back she was limping, the dog up the way got her, we took her to the vet last night, and he did all that he could calling in an assistant, but she was too damaged. I brought her back home to hold her for the last time and walk her through the yard that she loved to explore in, I had also taken her to the beach where she loved to "Play tag witht he surf", the funniest sight any human had ever seen. And it also gave me one last night to rock her and hold her in my arms. She will always be her Daddy's "Black n' White" and Mama's " Little Explorer" I had taken her to the vet this morning to have her cremated, and we will have her back in two days. But I also know she is in a wonderful Place right now having fun playing and one day we will meet again."
     
     
     
     
    So too Velma, I am so sorry for your loss. Words just can't describe the sorrow I feel for you!!!!My hopes and prayers are with you and with "Little Peaches"

    Rain rain rain

    Uggghhh! It has rained for three days. What happened to all my sunshine and warm days, and think they have left me once again. Anywhoo--- it is Sunday here now and I have worked all weekend and have to go back to work tonight. Woohooo, I got to kick my first guy outta the bar, it was soooooooo exciting. It wasn't much of a big deal though, he just didn't have an ID with him (which I don't think he was 21 anyways) so I got to tell him he had to leave. That was my excitement for the weekend. Friday night I was really busy. I think all the crazies were at my bar. I didn't get to close till almost four in the morning. I was so tired yesterday and then I had to get up and do it all over again. Last night was a early night though, I closedd a little after twelve. Tonight should be an early night also. My hubby comes home tonight and will leave again Thursday morning. So I will have like no sleep till Thursday. The restaurant that  I was working at has been closed all week. Tried to call them this morning early again and no answer. I think this time they took off for real. Oh well, I won't get my money outta them anyways so I don't see what it matters much anymore. I took some new pictures of Davey this morning just for Jackie (so she will stop hounding me about them...) Just kidding Jack-o-lantern.  Well all my devouted lil blogging fans I think I will go for now and take a wee lil nap before I have to go to work tonight.
    June 08

    WHY ?

     

    WHY


    WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME ....

    WHY DO THEY ALL JUST WANT TO BE FREE ....

    WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK AS IF THEY'RE GOING TO PULL OUT THERE HAIR ....

    WHY DO I EVEN CARE .....

     

    WHY DOES NO ONE LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ....

    WHY IS IT THE SAME THING DAY AFTER DAY......

    WHY DO THEY ALL JUST IGNORE ME .....

    WHY CAN THEY ALL JUST NOT SEE ....

     

    WHY DO THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO PULL OUT THEIR HAIR ....

    WHY DO I EVEN FUCKING CARE ....

    WHY DO THEY ALL JUST WANT TO BE FREE ...

    WHY DOESN'T ANYONE JUST FUCKING LOVE ME.

     

                                                     ....FLW....

    Too Jackie : )

    Okay Jackie..... this one is for you. Sorry to all you fella bloggers but I just haven't had much time to get on the net and do anything, with this ever so exciting life I am leading. Hmmm where should I start, oh I know how about the new job I got. YEP THAT'S RIGHT, another new job. I couldn't actually keep working at the place I was, because still to this day they haven't paid me. They wanted me to come in Tuesday and work for five hours but I had just been to the dentist and my mouth was killing me. Plus I just didn't want to go. I mean it's not like I was getting paid for working there. I was suppose to be making eight dollars an hour plus my tips, but those people are so far in debt I doubt they even make it to the end of this month. So anyways I told them I would come in and work Wednesday for a couple of hours (just so I could hopefully get the money that they owe me) but they said they were closing Wednesday to come in today. Well guess what, THEY ARE NO SHOW'S AGAIN!! They didn't call or anything. So back to this new job again. I went to work with my friend Teresa last Friday night, she is a bartendar at a local bar here in the town that we live in. So I went to work with her and I just sit there and B.S. with all the local drunks all the while I'm getting my drink on also. So the phone rang and Teresa answered it, so when she gets off the phone she announces to the bar that she will be finally getting two days off Saturday and Sunday because they had just hired a new bar tender, and I was like kewl, no we can do something. She was like, no we can't cuz the new bartender is YOU!!! WHAT?????? So I started working Saturday night, mind you I have never tended bar in my life, just done waitressing and factory work. I was soooooooooo nervous when I first got there, but it all turned out to be rather fun. now I work Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night. Wooohoooo. So I have had like four jobs in the past month, but all is good because I finally found one that will pay me for the work I am doing. So that has been my busy life for the past week. So here ya go Jackie..... this post is for you and maybe I will get back to this before next week to clue everyone in on my wild and hectic life of a bartender. Coyote Ugly here I come.  : )
    May 30

    Lost and Found

    Okay all you normal people out there...... If you haven't been keeping up with my blogging then you will have no idea what the title of this one means............ aaaaaaaghhhh I guess I will just be nice and clue all of ya'll in! (Like there is just a slew of people checking out my lil space here.hahaha) Ok, I found my new employer's. Actually I didn't really track them down like a blood hound or anything, but I did get in touch with them. They finally came back to town, and I saw them at the restaurant, so I went home and called them to see if they were even answering their phones....yep... they were. So as soon as they answered I hung up on them. LOL!!!!!! I have an unlisted number so they didn't know who did it. So the lady that owns the place called me like two hours later. She was crying, and telling me how sorry she was for not ever getting a hold of me and letting me know that I didn't have to be at work at all last week. She said she had been to Anchorage to get a loan, and no one will loan them money, because they have so many hot checks out!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL........HUH!!! She told me to come by this last Sunday and they would pay me what they owed me out of the register, and that was Friday when I talked to her. Well guess what? I went there Sunday, and they claimed they hadn't made any money and they couldn't pay me yet, that they would call me when they had it. GEEEZZZZ............. what kind of messes do I get myself into????  Anywhoo!!! They called Monday and told me they had some money for me. What they owed me....... I get there and he gives me $62.00 out of $150.00 that he owes me. And then they have the gall to tell me that they are going to call me later at the end of the week to come back and work. OH HELL NO!!!! I can't even get the money that they owed me for working two days for them why would I want to go work for them some more. So, looks like it's the unemployment line for me. Nah not really, I'll just go and get another job. Other than that shit life has been good. Teresa and I went to the beach Sunday and then we took my nieces and nephew to the lake and went swimming. Yesterday (Monday) hubby, Teresa, and I went shopping. I got the cutest new capri's and pink tank top....(if I haven't told you I LOVE pink) I own alot of pink. And the weird thing is I'm such a tom boy......... but I look good in pink, Oh yeah, and WE HAVE SOOOOOOOOOO BEEN CHECKING OUT THE LANDLORD OUT ON THE LAKE IN HIS BOAT (if I haven't told you ....hehehehe...... my landlord is such a hot lil piece of meat) He was out the other day water skiing...........mmmmmm mmmmm good!!!! Our dryer is tore up again so we had to call him to come over and CHECK IT OUT!!
    May 24

    Wednesday once again

    Its here once again. Haven't done much this week so far, just babysat. The new restaurant that I got a job at hasn't been open all week. I don't know what is going on there. Maybe they went bankrupt already and skipped town. I hope not, because I really liked the people that I was working with. Anyways, so I have had three days off and we have been really enjoying it. We have walked down to the lake that I live on everyday, trying to catch some fish. People say this lake has Rainbow Trout in it but I don't think that I believe it because we haven't even got ANY bites. It has been really nice the last couple of days here. In the mid seventies. Which seems really hot for Alaska. Our days are getting longer and longer. Now we are up to eighteen hours a days of sunlight. Its weird because at midnight it is still daylight out. Actually it is very nice.And I don't see any stars at night either.It sucks though on the fourth of July because we can't set off any fireworks, it doesn't get dark enough at that time to be able to see them. But on New Year's Eve thats when everyone sets off the fireworks around here. My lil Davey Doggie sure is loving this weather. He jumped into the lake three times yesterday, even though it is extremely cold. I stuck my foot into it, it's like ice. Way too cold for me. Anywhoooo, that is about all that I have to blog about right now, so later all you fella bloggers.





    May 22

    MONDAY...MONDAY!!!

    GEEZ its already Monday.........Whhheeeeeeewwwww!!!! Where did the weekend go? Oh yeah I remember where it went. WORKING!!! Yep thats right, I worked,  all weekend long. Got a new job,,,,, AGAIN!!! The babysitting gig was about over anyways because the older kids are getting out of school the end of this week and they are old enough to watch the "little" sister. So I babysat all week last week,(even though I'm suppose to have Fridays off) and then Friday night I walked into the new restaurant here in town. My friend and I was going to eat dinner, so as soon as I walked in the door, they said they had been trying to call me all day! (hahaha I was doing a virus sweep of my computer all day long so the phone lines where tied up) so anyways they wanted to know if I wanted to work the next day. WOW!! I was like "hell yeah!" So I started working at my new job Saturday from nine in the morning until eight at night. Waitressing again. Working six days a week. Now my day off is Monday. Woooohooooo!! I don't get today off though because I am babysitting the "little girl." This restaurant seem like I will like it better. Not as much drama as the last one, and way more layed back. The owners are from Maine, and are hella cool. I will try this week to get some pics of the place this week and post them so everyone can see the place. Anyways that was my exciting weekend, and the hubby came in last night off of the oil platforms, so he will be home until Thursday morning. He will fly back out about eight that morning. Hmmmmmm what else can I talk about, or should I say bore everyone about. Oh I know, THE WEATHER, that's always a good one. It has been really nice here lately, and warming up, into the sixties now. The tree's are all blooming, and the lake is sooooooooooooooooo beautiful this morning. Look's like glass, its so still. I'll have to take some new pics of my view now that all the snow is gone and everything is turning green. OMG......I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE BEARS.... last night I was out driving around, and a quarter of a mile from where I live at there is two empty lots that are for sale, and on the other side of the road someone is logging...........well guess what? There was a cub in the empty lot, and the mama bear on the opposite side where the logging is being done. The cub looked like a furry overgrown rottweiler, and Mama Bear was FREAKIN HUGE!!!!!!!!!! I stopped and watched them for a little bit and I even rolled down my car window but then I got scared because basically I was in between Mama Bear and her cub and the cub got spooked and ran off into the woods, so I was afraid the Mama Bear was gonna get pissed and come and attack my car. I wonder if they could break a windsheild?? Sure they probably could if provoked. A lady down the road has a couple of dogs, and the other day she was coming home and she saw her dogs running along side the road, and a really big dog running with them. When she pulled in her drive the dogs had beat her home, and went through the doggie door, the other "really big black dog" that they were playing with had his head stuck through the doggie door but was too big to get all the way through, turned out to be a bear cub. It was just playing with the dogs on the other side of the doggie door. NOW THATS WHY I WON'T PUT IN A DOGGIE DOOR HERE!!! Ain't no bear getting into my house. Okay I think that is enough for now, and whomever might actually have started reading this surely is asleep by now, and will never make it to the end. If by some chance you have made it to the end CONGRATULATIONS.....YOU WIN!!!!!!!! LEAVE A COMMENT AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS THAT YOU HAVE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    May 19

    TGIF

    Woooohoooo TGIF!!!!!!! So very glad this week is almost over. As you all may have noticed, that is if anyone even checks out this space, I haven't posted in a while. I babysat all week and usually have Friday's off but haven't the last two weeks. AAAAGGGHHHHHH! This week seemed like a very busy week for me. My hubby was home from Sunday to Thursday, which means no sleep around the house. We are all so glad when he goes back to work so we can take a nap!!!!! Actually he isn't that bad--- yeah right. I went to the doctor Wednesday because I had some blood work done the week before, and it had came back. Seems they think I have Diabetes.....AAAAGGGHHHH!!!What the heck??? I'm too young to have diabetes, right? Guess not. Probably get it from my father who has it really bad and has to take three shots a day. THANKS ALOT DAD---AGAIN!!! Anyways I gotta run to the store now but I hope to be back soon and post more about my exciting weekend last weekend Cya Later Taters
    May 10

    wednesday

    Happy hump day everyone, fixing to head outta the door, gotta go to the doctor's and get blood work done........ Haven't done much this week, went to my brother inlaws Monday to watch his little girl, and clean his house... geesh, dunno how anyone can live in that kind of mess. I picked up a trash bag outta the bathroom "the kids bathroom" thought it was full of trash, NOPE, full of pissy diapers............ I picked up the trash bag and started out the door with it cuz it stunk so bad, aaaaand the dang thing started leakin PEE it was sooooooooooo full. Isn't that gross. I was heavin so hard I had to drop the bag and just run out the door. I got most of his house cleaned. Took me hours though. Then the next morning I went over there to watch the little girl again......... couldn't even tell I had done a thing the day before!!!! There are five kids in that house but shhhheeeesshhhhhh. Anywhooooooo........ I heard from my mom the day before yesterday, she said my step grandpa is in the hospital now, only using 45% of his heart and he has phemonea<<<however the hell you spell that word. So they have him in Intensive care. May not make it through the week. That sucks, but, he is really old. I think he is already in his 90's. And he has been in a nursing home for the past three years, if I was him I would be ready to go to.  He can't walk anymore, he has allzheimers, and someone has to come in and turn him every couple of hours. IF THEY EVEN DO THAT WITH HIM..... Anyways he is a good man, and I wish him the best, I just want him to be in a better place, and not be miserable anymore.
    May 07

    old people


    Old Harold's In The Hospital

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    Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.

    There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.

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    Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he
    was a little child.  She would say in a patronizing tone of
    voice, "And how are we doing this morning", or "Are we
    ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry?"



    Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse.  One
    day, at breakfast, Old Harold took the apple juice off the
    tray and put it in his bed side stand. 
     
     
    Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.


    So, you know where the juice went!  The nurse came in a
    little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it.  "My,
    it seems we are a little cloudy today ."


    At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand,
    popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run
    it through again.  Maybe I can filter it better this time."


    The nurse fainted!    Old Harold just smiled!



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    DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!!!!
    May 06

    A new day

    Lets see where to begin............... well, we will just start right here_____  I am so freakin tired today.  Shhhh I snuck out last night!!! My friend and I did not get home until like two in the morning. It was a bit fun. My friend..(Teresa) snuck me out, she is now bartending at a bar, and she talked one of the guys that was at the bar into coming and getting me, wooohooo was he cute, but since I'm married I didn't look to long at how cute he was. Actually I was checking him out for Teresa, she thought he was a hottie and she wanted my approval, not only did she get my approval but also my jealousy, because he was definately into her. Which is good, I suppose, SINCE I'M MARRIED!!!!!! Anyways, she closed down the bar at like midnight but the "hot guys uncle" whom we will call John was too drunk to drive, so Teresa drove Uncle John home and I followed her with "hot guy" whom I guess we will call Chuck, right behing me. I guess Uncle John and Chuck were having a family night out together. But Uncle John was way too wasted to drive, so like a good samiritan as Teresa she drove  him home, (just so Chuck could show her where to go, and they could maybe get a little alone time together.) Anyways Uncle John was a freakin hoot, he made me laugh so much last night my stomach hurt. He was a really old guy, but very likeable. Anyways we dropped of the old uncle and he showed us his house, very nice by the way... little cabin on the lake!!!  Then we came home cuz I was sleepy. Teresa and I were standing in the kitchen talking about "hot guy" Chuck and how we should lock the door cuz they were teasing us about coming over when we left. About that time I saw someone walking up my porch steps, and it was them.  They finally left and I got to go to bed, but for some reason I woke up later to a truck pulling outta my drive and it seemed Chuck had come back after he dropped  Uncle John off and after I went to sleep. HMMMMMMMMMMM wonder what he was doing back, and Teresa had that perma grin on her face this morning. Went to town this morning, actually went out to breakfast with my lil friend Petey this morning after having only three hours of sleep. Man was I tired. Then I came back home went back to bed, and then got up and went to town. Had to go get some laundry detergent, and meet my brother inlaw so he could pay me for babysitting. On the way home we went by where Chuck said he lived so we could see if he was lying or not. Actually found it and he wasnt lying.  We didn't stop though we did a lil drive by. Oh yeah I forgot, I talked to my lil Michigan friend today..... Jackie. Woooohooooo Jackie, you crack me up girlie friend. She called yesterday because I hadn't been on the computer in so long, or at least she hadn't caught me on, when she was. She thought I was dead or something. Actually yesterday I felt like I was half dead, cuz I was still sick. Probably shouldn't have went out last night, but oh well, too late. Anyways, Jackie hope you have caught lil Joda kitty by now. And when you do spank his lil bottom. Heres more pictures of Davie Doggie that I took today!!!! Yeah he has gotten so big. He was chewing on my new toe socks that I got today.  Peace out people!!!!!